{"product_id":"beach-towel-that-s-what-cheese-said-vintage-diner-novelty-towel","title":"Beach Towel — “That’s What Cheese Said” Vintage Diner Novelty Towel","description":"Salt-worn sun, warm sand underfoot, and a smug slice of humor folded into your beach bag. This towel wraps you in quick-dry polyester on one side with a soft, absorbent cotton loop backing against your skin. The print shows a retro, tongue-in-cheek scene—muted browns and cream tones that feel more like a cozy café than a bright neon beach blanket—so it blends with laid-back coastal vibes and slow afternoons. It's roomy enough to lounge, dry off, or drape over a chair. The hemmed edges keep the shape wash after wash, and safety-tested materials mean you can relax without worrying about harsh chemicals. Bring a bit of wit and calm to seaside days, shore picnics, or lazy poolside hours.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester print side — quick-drying and colorfast\u003cbr\u003e- Soft cotton loop backing — gentle and absorbent against skin\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for long-lasting shape and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available in two sizes: 30\" × 60\" and 36\" × 72\"\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print with safety-tested materials (azo dyes, lead, phthalates compliant)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Olga's Cheese, info@olgascheese.com, Geldersman 17, Volendam, 1132AR, NL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Blank product sourced from China, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Wash the item only cold machine wash with similar colors garments using a gentle cycle. Tumble dry on low settings or hang dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 60\"","offer_id":65928481177949,"sku":"33298359052016824829","price":38.92,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0509\/5479\/7249\/files\/17798528495958527975_2048.jpg?v=1789483072","url":"https:\/\/olgascheese.nl\/products\/beach-towel-that-s-what-cheese-said-vintage-diner-novelty-towel","provider":"Olga's Cheese","version":"1.0","type":"link"}